Saturday, January 07, 2006

The World of Illusion

Below you'll see photographs which appear to be Cyclists out on a training ride. Do "not" be fooled. These are simply photographs taken to provide the illusion of action and comeradeire. It's all bullshit. None of these cats can ride. They have eating disorders and smell like over-priced European calogne. Except, Jeff who wears Old Spice.

Gathering shots like this require models with excellent track stand skills to create this stills. Tall guys in the back Corey!!


Kevin Burke did an excellent job of scouting location all day. Here we had to back track to recreate this shot of cyclists heading up a Dirt/B Road.


Wilbur, Nebraska is also the Czech Capital of the state. The town provides a Twilight Zone experience in a very positive way, including Czech music playing in the streets daily and a bar called The Czech-red Flag. Here Sam poses to ask, "Are there any bakeries this good in any of the pass-through towns in Iowa?"


A Shot take inside the Wilbur Bakery. For some reason, RockD wanted to be sure we included a shot of his beautifully styled hair. Smelled like mousse.

9 comments:

mw said...

sorry to miss it. we headed down to cortland and back. platte tomorrow maybe out and back.

Jeff Kerkove said...

Nice B Road!

Bakery in Iowa? Nope. Only meat lockers

:-)

Guitar Ted said...

Looks like things are pretty packed down on those roads. I try to avoid heavily trafficked roads, if ya know what I mean.

Cornbread said...

That was fun. Eighty miles for two cake donuts, one cinnamon roll and a apricot kolache. It was worth it.

rockd said...

I don't think the single speeders, especially, the ones over 50, should get any special attention! After all it was their choice to ride with one gear and almost hang with everybody.

I am hoping to do a century yet this month if the weather hold...anybody,anybody?

Cornbread said...

I'm in if my knee holds up.

Endurosnob said...

Single Speeders suck. Oh... wait a minute...

I am in for the century, what date are you thinking? I will need to up the gearing on the Fascist Killer before hand.

Cornbread said...

Good ridin' with ya Htop. Yeah, I was out like a light by 9 pm. Saturday night and I'm in bed by 9 pm. Sad. So sad.

mw said...

i'm down with the century this month. that'd be good. my 80 on sunday was a painful s.o.b....