Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
December Suprise
proved an exception.
Depauw University has turned an old quarry into miles of trails which
are perfect for trail running and I decided to explore nearly all of
it today, continually driven on by surprising views and a sunny day.
The highlight was popping out of the woods to the surprise of a quarry
rim trail with a sky stretching for miles. I ran constantly eyes
right until jogging down through the base of the old quarry, dodging
small ponds which reminded me of tide pools out west.
If ever there was an oasis in the midst of a vacation, this was it.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
The Only Thing Missing Is a Train
I think I jinxed us with my last post. Our plane flight was cancelled
in Springfield, Illinois late yesterday, so, stranded in a strange
city, we spent the night and have rented a car to get to Indy.
I've been throwing out "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" quotes this
morning, buy they're lost on my crew and so fairly pointless.
So, to steal a phrase from Henry Rollins instead, "I like lemons."
Friday, December 26, 2008
Silver Lining
Late arrival in Indy means breakfast at Cafe Patachou and espresso at
Hubbard and Cravens.
If I could work a ride in, I might actually prefer the delay.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Dandyism
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Hang Me Up to Dry
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
"Forty Is the New Minor Threat."
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Riding Through the Park and Reminiscing
Friday, December 12, 2008
Monday, December 08, 2008
Sunday, December 07, 2008
HItting the Reset

Friday, December 05, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Measured Steps
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Stockings for Stuffing
Saturday, November 29, 2008
A Classics Kind of Day
Of course, as I allued to yesterday, the Spring of 09 remains upfront in my mind. Browsing the web for potential races and trying, despite committing to a few of the usual suspects, to also freshen things up in 09
So far, the notepad reflects the following:
Ouachita Challenge April 5th. (written in pencil, pending a sometimes flakey travel partner.)
TransIowa May 2nd and 3rd. (jotted down in permanent ink.)
Dirty Kanza May 30. (used the same Sharpie as with TI.)
Laramie Enduro August 1. (the #2 is back in effect. )
Payson Stampede aka 24hr Nationals September 26th and 27th. (ballpoint pen)
I'm sure there will be more internet searches and writing implement selections to come.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Black Friday: The First Day of 09

Thursday, November 27, 2008
Dial A Cliche
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Key Demographic
the gradeschool and toddler crowd.
First, James Blake's lovely daughter tried to kit up in fine pink
pagentry. She's pictured below.
Then, as I hung out on Hooligan Hill, a little girl stared me down for
a while before finally saying, "Are you the pink bike racing guy?".
She went on to tell me that she also loved the stars on the BKB
longsleeve and that I had the "neatest outfit of the group."
I got my ass handed to me again, but those moments were classic.
DFL.
I then just rode out the rest of the race. Funny how cross still hurts no matter how hard I seem to think I am going. Fun as hell, but nothing I am very good at. To add bizarro-world insult to injury, I got a free pair of socks for my last place efforts and I felt completely idiotic standing by guys who actually rode well.
Friday, November 21, 2008
HST Defines Cross?
Looking forward to the weekend.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
A Busy May
Saturday, November 15, 2008
"Major," by Todd Balf
Friday, November 14, 2008
Assorted Snobbery: Fugazi - Waiting Room
Then I sent him this...
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Signing Day
Saturday, November 08, 2008
A Simple Saturday
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Assorted Snobbery: One
That said, just go vote, no matter who your choice. It's better than standing on the sidelines.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
"I am a Doctor of Journalism..."
Lincoln Velo style.
"What periodicals do you read to stay current on events in the cycling
industry?"
"Oh, you know... whatever happens to be on front of us."
"Could you name one?"
"No, but I can see Trek from my front yard."
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tape Measure at the Ready
If you plan on attending, stop by and say hello. We used to live in Indy, so we'll provide the 411.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
"Hey, Nice Tube Socks!!"
Today, was a little different. Given it was 25 degrees out this morning, I had gone full bundle up, including a new Snappy Caps winter prototype (toasty) and fleece knickers under a pair of mountain hardware manpri pants. This always leaves the shins a bit exposed and so, on go the Chrome 'tube socks.'
Of course, after 5pm, it was 55 degrees and balmy, so the fleece got stuffed in my messenger, which left a nice 4 inch gap of skin between the socks and the bottom of my shants. Stylin.'
With no football in the streets, I didn't even think to look at the crackhead daycare house until I heard the voices calling out as I passed. "Hey Man! Nice tube socks!!" It cracked me up to the point that I turned back, much to the shock of the kids and, with Paul Newman's Butch Cassidy in mind, rode back by rolling up the knickers further to expose the 'tubies' and goof with the kids. After a couple of laughs, I rolled on.
It was a nice way to end the day, but I'm not giving in until someone hits me on a crossing route down 25th street.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Working Girl
Mrs Snob, mid-muse, designing winter warmth and conducting a hostile takeover of the bike lounge.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Bending Over Backwards to Stand Up Straight
Now, all I'd like is an evening of decompression with the family and a Saturday that includes taking a leaf covered turn too hot and sliding out in a fit of laughter.
Monday, October 20, 2008
I Get It and Don't Plan to Forget It
It does remind me though of a conversation Nate and I once had. He mentioned something Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips had said once about staying in Oklahoma City. The point, as expressed by numerous punk bands as well, was to build your own scene.
We're going to keep working on our scene.
Forks out the door and more on the way.
7" Wool brown and black goodness coming for your feet.
T-shirts designed and ready to be ordered.
And lastly, Cornbread keeps threatening a War Axe interview for Lincoln Ve-Low. I told him to have some fun with it, so I wonder what he plans to ask.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Trips Trips Trips
Monday, October 13, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Wasting Days
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Oh, Gary, flattery will get me everywhere, I hope.......

Saturday, October 04, 2008
Curvature of my Girth
Last week, I had restarted my fitness ball routine. In the midst of an exercise, I felt a pull in my lower back which made me pause, but didn't truly hurt. However, the next morning, I knew there was a problem. My back on the lower left side was sore and my cocky strut was reduced to a bit of a hobble. At the office, sitting became a problem after an hour or so and I decided to get my back checked out.
While chiropractors seem to have a file full of urban legends, my first visit followed the course of any other doctor's visit with a dash of "let us prove to you why we aren't quacks" thrown in.
X-rays and good conversation lead to another appointment where I would be adjusted for the first time.
My appointment this morning started with me being led to a room where my films were already up on a light board. Right in front of me was a picture of my spine from the back, curving to the left near the bottom of my back then slowly arching back to the right as you moved up toward my neck. "Fuck me."
Dr. Stone entered and, though she wanted to give me a little overview of the program, I asked her to jump ahead.
"Let's talk about that and then fill in the details."
"It's not as bad as it might look..."
We again entered a land of information share where I described racing a rigid single speed and she countered with how the spine, and therefore the central nervous system, would be impacted. Apparently, banging around on a rigid singlespeed may not be the best thing for a person's back. Imagine that.
Then came the adjustment. I was surprised to find that the idea that she would be wrenching my body in different directions was an outdated concept. While there was some pressure, most of the adjustments were done by what would best be described as an air gun which looked a lot like a giant syringe.
I went from my right leg being over an inch shorter than my left, my right shoulder slightly out of socket, and that general feeling of being twisted to feeling taller, balanced and even (though a bit dopey as well).
Though better, the back is still pretty tender and I've got another visit on Monday.
Best to everone racing cross this weekend and thanks to Hoss for the event last night. It was nice to see Lincoln's finest for a while and forget the fact that my back had me feeling 70 years old and not terribly wise.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Friday, September 26, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Life Is Too Important To Be Taken Seriously - Oscar Wilde
Post 9 Mile I have consistently found myself in-between motivations. One day, I will just spin around, the next do intervals and the next I'll be buying Matisse prints for the house without riding at all. When racing is showing itself from the shadows, it's as much about next year and anything remaining on the 08 calendar. At least it's all too positive a mindset to be mistaken for apathy.
Maybe for me it's the simple knowledge that with cross, there won't be any racing for places and it all boils away to riding the fall, with the leaves turning, cowbells ringing and friends cheering you on and challenging you to snatch dollar bills from the strangest of places.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Sunday Morning Ant Brigade
Generally before the cross season starts, I find myself on the ground from either an over-aggressive turn or a mediocre mount. This year was no exception as I decided to catch my saddle remounting and rodeo-clowned my way on to the limestone of the Homestead trail. Somehow though, my bike has managed to stay upright, rolling away and taking a gentle seat on the grass as I gathered myself.
I was in no hurry to get up, but a small cadre of ants on the trail beside me gave me just enough motivation to get my act together and return to my bike.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
"Urban Struggle"
and stomp around like a bunch of goons"
to be a true cowboy is my fate
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Assorted Snobbery: Travel Observations
People walking in crowds need signalling devices, like a car.
Watching people get sideswiped and rear-ended over the course of the past few days became commonplace. Like the white rabbit muttering, "I'm late," people seem to be walking around, heads down looking at their smart phone, or simply avoiding eye contact. "An important email? I better stop dead in my tracks to read more closely." Bamm. Spilt Starbucks. I've heard Americans make fun of traffic overseas for its chaos and rudeness. We do the same thing when we walk. After one such collision, which left paper all over the floor, I quipped, "I'm signalling for turns from now on." The comment got some laughs, then some guy typing on his Blackberry slammed into the guy picking up his papers.
"Uh, it seems your in my seat" or Squatter's Rights
This may be a weird creation circumstance, but it's happened to a lesser extent on others, so I am rolling with it. On all but one leg of my flights, someone decided to hunker down in my seat since they didn't like theirs. Each time, when I politely asked for my seat, the offender gave me a look like I had just screwed him over. Yes, I paid a bit more for my seat, made the effort to get the aisle and now, simply because you've sat there, I am the bad guy. Got it. I guess they do say that ownership is 9/10's of the law.
Rube Goldberg Flies.
Suddenly leaning your seat back blindly on a plane is likely going to negatively impact someone, and that someone could be you. I've never seen synchronized seat back leaning before, and I hope it doesn't make the Olympics, but I have to admit, it has entertainment value. On the other side of the aisle during my flight home, two people leaned their seats back without looking simultaneously and all hell broke loose. Both the aisle side and middle seats came back while beverages were being served and, while I can't explain the physics involved, a coke and a water were catapulted into the air, spraying various parties and making a general mess. Quick to follow were heated exchanges and stewardesses scrambling to restore order and bring peace to the middle of the cabin. Then, after 15 minutes of uneasy calm, the aisle side offender dropped his seat back again without looking, coming inches away from the guy behind him. The near missed caused the man who had narrowly escaped to look around stunned as if to say, "Can you believe this shit." I made a face of sympathy in return, then, looking at close the "leaner's" head actually was to the guy behind him said, "Flick him in ear. That should send a message," then put a big grin on my face. To my surprise, both guys turned and grinned at me. It was unbelieveable.
Man, am I happy to be back home.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
Even in San Diego
stressed out that I almost yelled down to him to tell him to relax.
It reminded me of my first race flat where I started to panic and
fumble everything in sight. Calm down and get it done. It's easier
that way.
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Dead Canary in a Coal Mine

In the end, I'll be glad to have started now, but after the first minute of hard effort I was trying to recount how many times I'd truly tried to top out my heart rate this year. Aside from the two early season XC races I tried, I couldn't think of any and found myself more and more occupied with the seconds slowly ticking past on my watch.

Aside from three or four groups of turkeys I passed, very little was happening on the trail. With the football game capturing the attention of the 'Husker Nation' there were only wild life and a single recumbent to break up boredom of limestone.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Monday, September 01, 2008
Cross Dressing

Last year, someone was kind enough to gather nearby cross race schedules in a single post and since I was going down that road today, I decided to do the same.
September 27 and 28th: Pleasant Hill Cyclocross (Des Moines, IA)
September 28th: Diamond Blackfan Cyclocross Challenge (KC)
October 4th and 5th: Omaha Cyclocross Weekend
October 12th: Criss Cross (KS)
October 25th and 26th: Smithville Cyclocross Festival (KS)
October 25th and 26th: Spooky Cross (Urbandale, IA)
November 9th: Veterans Cross (KC)
November 16th: De Stad Cross Cup (KS State Champs)
November 22 and 23rd: Nebraska (Lincoln) SOBE No Fear Cyclocross Weekend (State Champs on Sunday)
November 29th and 30th: Jingle Cross Rock (Iowa City, IA)
December 11th - 14th: Cyclocross Nationals (KC)


































