Friday, May 18, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Landis, Lemond and 'Uncle Ron'

... And by Road Cycling, I mean the Jerry Springer Show. If it weren't so pathetic I might care a bit more. Velonews? Cyclingnews?
If it please the court, I'd like to demand a recess from this... permanently.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
A Little Too Easy
However, I also don't have my usual prerace anxiousness. I can't decide if that's for better or worse and yet am not stressed about that either. Consider prerace anxiety and I go together like espresso and caffiene, something is certainly amiss.
Time to find my compass.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
"Every Decent Man is Ashamed of the Government He Live Under." H.L. Mencken

Saturday, May 12, 2007
Cycleworks Battle Royal 6 Hour

Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
The Kindness of Strangers
Cases in point.
+++ As I was riding through a construction zone today on my lunch ride, a fuzzy faced worker, complete with hardhat and safety vest, smiled at me and yelled, "It's a great day for a ride. Stay on this side of the cones where you're safe, man. We don't care if you're over here."
+++ Elk's girlfriend, Samantha, is an ovarian cancer survivor and doing her part to help benefit research on the subject. She's working with a east coast event and conducting a prize raffle at the race. The grand prize is a custom Independent Fabrication rigid fork. There are plenty of other great prizes as well, including an entry to the Stoopid 50 race in State College on June 10th, Hoss riding gear, Solo24 DVDs, and a pair of Maxxis Ignitor 29er tires. Chances are $5.00 each and 100% of the proceeds will be donated to HERA.
Raffle tickets are available in advance through BikeReg. You do not need to be present at the event to win so why not be the stranger in this case and give?
+++ As I was nearly home today, someone yelled over to me, "Hey, nice job at TransIowa." Perhaps I just didn't recognize someone I should have, but it was cool to have someone say that out of the blue. Killing that dream meant a lot to me.
Monday, May 07, 2007
Death by Martini Glass
This weekend. Cycleworks present 6hrs at Platte. Come ride, freak out, get beaten.
The following weekend. The Dirty Kanza offers the people their gravel.
And yet the weekend after that, 12hrs of Branched Oak. Lap racing at its jack hammer section finest.
Initially, I was going to do Platte then Branched Oak and spare myself the travel. Now I am working the Platte race, hitting Kanza and possibly doing a team thing for Branched Oak. Not so sure on the last one.
Still vascillating wildly. Part of me wants to stay close to home and Branched Oak was my lowest riding point of the year last year, as some of you may remember. It would be nice to have a redeemer. However, I've finished three races this year and done okay in a couple, which already tops 06. At this point, I'm already ahead of the game and what's really on my mind is the 24hrs of 9 Mile.
Pass the Martini. Equal parts espresso, kahlua and vodka. Chilled glass.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
TI.V3: "... A Lot of Pink Going On..."
Of course, just because I am comfortable didn't mean everyone else was. Bonsall had the best story regarding the nails. He had went into a Kwik Mart to ask if riders had been through. Apparently the gentleman working the floor replied about Ira and the Polska crew. Jeff asked about anyone more recently and the guy wingled his fingers and said, "well, there was a lot of pink going on." Classic.


In my mind, Dave captured it all pretty well right here.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Banana Plastic Republic

Go Light, Freeze at Night. Many of you will remember, that was the plan. Well, Friday night, that plan was thrown out because I realized I had forgotten to pack the Nike jacket which was a key to the plan.
I had always planned on wearing everything I would take to the race start on Saturday, but instead of a jersey and jacket, I rolled with a base layer, arm warmers and a jersey on my upper body.
This worked perfectly well until roughly 10pm on Saturday night, when I discovered that the base layer, which I had taken off during the day had fallen out of my jersey pockets. Big Skinny gave me a thin shirt to add on, but it wasn't the thickness of what I had lost. I put a mental note deep in the back of my mind that I would have to deal with it sometime and pressed on.
Around 3pm, B.J. and I, having lost Corey to injury, stopped in to a gas station to reload but damage had already been done. I didn't notice how cold I was until I went into the store and suddenly felt myself lose clarity of mind. In hindsight, I think my body was shutting down to let itself warm up. I fumbled around gather food and drink, occassionally chatting, but generally lost in a fog.
At some point I realized I needed something to keep me warmer. I had already tried using my musette (thanks Joe), but knew that was like lighting a match and calling it a bonfire now. There was nothing obvious to buy, no shirts, jackets, etc. No dice.
The clerk had been restocking the bananas and had left the boxes out on the floor. Inside each box was a sheet of plastic with small holes in it. I picked up a sheet, walked over to the clerk and said, "Hey man, this might be an odd question, but can I have this." He said,"sure," barely looking up from his inventory sheet and I tried to decide how to use it.
Initially, I tried to use it as a poncho on the outside of my jersey. If anyone, other than B.J. saw this pathetic display, send me pictures. I teetered around like a drunk trying to rip a whole in the plastic and pull it over my head. I would get the plastic caught on the Cateye light hooked to my helmet and stumble around trying to yank the sheet back off.
Finally, stopping the madness, B.J. said, "I'd put that under my jersey." Ummmm... Yeah. I folded the sheet over four times and stuff it up my shirt. I tried to gather myself to go back out but kept filtering over the food warmers. No one else was really moving very quickly so I easily feel back into inaction. Somewhere in this time Butch and MW came in. It was the first time I had seen them since the start. MW said I was gone in a flash and Butch said my eyes were wide as saucers. I feel like I talked to them, but they say no. They are probably right.
Finally, I went back outside and after a few short minutes of riding felt completely helpless against the cold. B.J. let me know that he too was really feeling it and pointed out that the predawn is always the coldest point of the day. I knew this, had already told myself the same, but struggled to accept it.
Then we missed a turn and shortly there after, I couldn't really see. I was following red blinking lights and when I looked down at my cue sheet, I saw a mix of black, grey and white.
We circled the wagons with Beck and others when Corey's phone, which I now had in my pocket rang. Jeff was given us a dial to see how things were. A 4pm call would normally have been wonderful, but Jeff later said I strangely calm. When he asked something about me making it to the finish, I said, "I don't know" flatly then got off of the phone.
Perhaps it was the combination of sleep deprivation and cold, but I could not get my vision to return. I was riding with Cale, Ken, Matt and B.J. when I looked down and my cue sheet and sat there trying to blink and shake my head until I could read them. I then realized I had held my head down and continued riding down the road without looking for several moments, not looking up, just pedalling, head down toward the ground. I pulled a foot out and stopped. Shook my head then finally tried to look around. I couldn't see any lights in front of me and Beck and his crew were nowhere to be seen behind me. I have no idea where I am, I thought.
I rode forward for a short minute or two and found I could now see my cue sheets. My feeling is that being alone caused whatever survival instincts we have to kick energy to my cognitive functions. I hit the next road, found it on the cue sheet and kept rolling. At the last flooded road, I caught Cale and B.J. who had stopped to walk through the water.
I was back. The rumors of my death having been greatly exaggerated.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Table for Three: An Accidental Eating Strategy
But as Corey, B.J. and I rolled through Independence, we paused at a right hand turn with a Deli on our right and a convenience store on our left. It didn't take much conversation and we were walking our bikes toward the deli. As we leaned our bikes against the window, an incredibly annimated woman gestured at Corey in complete astonishment. We couldn't hear her, but she clearly was surprised by something. As we strolled in, she gapped at Corey and in a near yell said, "Are those your real legs!?! I thought you were on stilts!!" This isn't anything Corey hasn't heard before and it handled it gracefully, chatting with this overzealous woman, answering the standard questions about Ragbrai, where we were from and all the other usuals. We grabbed some tasty subs, watching the meat sliced as we waited. I over-ordering a foot long and wasting half of it in the trash. I later found out that MW, Butch and Jeff also made the deli decision. Great minds.
We weren't done passing on gas station fair though. Around 5pm, we rolled into a city whose name I unfortunately can't remember, but if you rode TI, you will likely remember the Pizza Parlour. When we hit town, I was worked. I had not been eating enough calories all day to make up for what we were burning and it had taken its toll. I wasn't in a full bonk, but I was about as close as you can get. My feet were also buring in the same way I described one hurting during Ouachita.
As we walked in and made our way to the counter, a table of clever teens hit us with the Lance Armstrong jokes, but it was easy to passover. We grabbed a table for three near the front window and I quickly feel into a state of half consciousness. Burgers and fries all around. I can't speak for Corey and B.J. but I suspect they thought I was done. Overall, we spent about 70 minutes in the place, but the food was nice and likely just what I needed. Don't forget to tip your waitress and with me coming back to life we were off again.
It wasn't exactly the most expediant way to roll TransIowa, but one thing I will always keep in mind was that getting ahead on time paid. Perhaps it cost a little too, but the point remains that without forcing ourselves ahead, we wouldn't have had the luxury of a sit down meal recovery.
As I look back, I now see that I was eating based on old levels of power and fitness. With the ability to go harder came the need to eat more frequently as well. Lesson learned.
It's probably good there wasn't an obvious breakfast joint in the last pass-through town. I might have sprung for eggs and toast. Had there been a cafe with espresso, you know it would have been time for a triple.
Corey and I believe we spent (or wasted) five hours eating and hanging out during TI. It would be interesting to stick to Kwik stop fare and remove the five hours, but I like the way we handled things this time, even if I did get mistaken for Lance.
Monday, April 30, 2007
TI V3: The Essence of TransIowa
After starting to write a recap of TI V3, I found a novel flying out of my head. I have always said that ultra distance events like TI compress years worth of life experiences into a shortened, intense time period. This was no different. So, instead of spewing a post which James Joyce would edit down to size, I am just going to post about TI over the course of the next few days and get it out of my system in a way that's tolerable for the people who stumble over to this blog. I don't think trying to tell the tale chronologically works in such cases anyway (at least for me). I'm better off with the memories and impressions as they come.
Diversity is Essence: I rode the last 50-ish miles of the race with four other guys. We were all on single-speeds, one was fixed.
Ken Yokanovich rode a Rivendale commuter fixed. We chatted a lot over the end of the race and he is a mirror of much of my life. Two kids of the same ages, works in technology, loves bikes. His setup was directly opposite mine, complete with a Chapstick holder. He said he just went with the bike that was most comfortable. In chatting, he said he had 21 bikes to pick from (but in his words, "not all of them are good.")
Matt Braun was rocking a Surly with panniers and started the race with five pounds of summer sausage and five pounds of cheese. Rolled up wool pants was his kit of choice. He looked like he could be on his way to class. He was riding up shit I had to walk.
B.J. aka "Travis Braun" rode with me nearly the entire race. B.J. rocked a frame which was formerly his fathers, equipped with a prototype SS PowerTap hub. It was a tech geeks wetdream. Corey, B.J. and I rode the first half of the course pumping out an average of 220 watts when riding. I am not an expert on race science, but B.J. framed the things he would share with us as we rode. We knew we were doing pretty well.
The finish to TI was a steep two-tiered climb which lead to a graveyard. (I am suprised G-Ted didn't have an open grave waiting on me.) Ken went ahead on the climb but had to walk most of it. I couldn't climb the lower half of the climb and walked my way up the the false flat and paused. B.J. and Matt joined me after riding up the climb. They both worked their way up the climb in a switchback style that I would do well to learn. It was impressive.
As Ken remounted to ride across the line for an incredibly well-earned 6th place, Matt looked at me and said, "You've got one more climb in you, man." I laughed, mainly because I didn't believe I could ride it. I didn't either. I dabbed a couple of strokes from the top. I paused, gathered and rolled it over again, getting over the crux and headed up the last 50 yards to the line. Suddenly, the Lincoln crew was yelling something about a sprint finish and I turned back to see B.J and Matt coming hard. My smile went as wide as the Pacific and I gave it what I had. Corey captured it from below. Bonsall managed to capture an incredible photo of my smile just as my head was coming back around. B.J.'s wearing a huge grin too. It was a sprint for fun and not for places. I think he was enjoying sitting back and watching it as much as anyone else.
Thanks for riding TI with me, B.J.
FatMarc once wrote about how, if I am not mistaken, that his wife said that "Passion" was the one word she would use to describe him. Mrs. Snob read that post and said that was how she would describe me as well. To me, this is also the essence of TransIowa and it is seen in the diversity of its riders and the way they race. You see it in the way people blog about the event and the way people take care of it other on the course. Maybe we are freaks in a freak kingdom, but I am glad I have a key.
Go Time. Dave, Big Skinny, and Martha.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Prelude to a Post. TI V3
Lincoln Represent: Wills and Butchy rocked around 11th and 12th SS respectively.
Plesko killed it for 2nd SS. Beck threw a VeloSoiree to come in around 10th.
Big Thanks to Mark and Jeff for another great race!!
More later. We're a little tired...

Wednesday, April 25, 2007
TI Prep and DIY Musette
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Mickey Mouse is Dead
So much for mediocre ideas not seeing action.
Finished the final setup at CW tonight, then promptly discovered dead batteries when I went to photograph the final product. How about tomorrow?
I had planned on playing "Name that Band" with the post title, but now I think it's too easy.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Foreshortened. Foreshadowed.
Paul's Countdown has tiny numbers. Smiles everyone. Smiles.
Btw, go tell Joe way to f$%king go. 4th SS at Chohutta.


Saturday, April 21, 2007
Hauling Extra Carcass
Btw, if you're heading to TI, we now do have a prerace meeting on Friday night. Check it on the site. It also looks like weather will be joining us again, it's just a matter of when it hits based on Intellicast.
Wilderness was great today and somehow no one was out when I was there. I moved a fair number of branches off the trail and most of the bad spots are dry with only a couple of exceptions.

Thursday, April 19, 2007
Assorted Snobbery: David Sedaris
He also recommended Max Brooks and his books on Zombies. Might be a good read, because, as David Sedaris pointed out, there's a lot of "zombie bullshit" out in the media right now.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Pea-Gravel Brain

Sunday, April 15, 2007
Tiny Tortures

The picture's not really doing the scene justice. At the time, I thought "French Countryside."

"How to Give Yourself a Stress-Fracture."

During Ouachita, I experienced the worst hotspot I have ever felt. At the time, I simply told myself to forget it and kept on riding. After the race, I had spent much of my time riding the cross bike and wearing an older set of shoes. Well, today I went back to the new shoes and, after about 2.5 hours, WHAM, here comes the pain again. I pulled off the shoe to find I was essentially trying to drive a dagger into my foot. I am not quite sure how I missed the fact that the screw was significantly longer than standard when I put my cleats in, but at least I found it now. I cannot image how that would have felt during a 330 mile ride.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Ride of Nods
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Youth Brigade
I started with the obligatory helmet speech and "It fits like so" explanation, but did it with a pink and black helmet. "Ewww!! Yuck!! It's pink!!??!!" I knew there was work to do with these little cats. We hit the various types of bikes then marched our way into the shop area with Jerrod's fixie in the stand. (Thanks again for the help, Jerrod.) I had the kids calling out bike parts and moved into explaining what a fixed gear was and why people ride them. Occassionally having to dumb things down for the parents as much as the kids. I'd let the air out of J-Rod's front tire and asked the kids to figure out what was wrong with the bike. Scream and scream. "It's flat!! It's flat." So I lead them through a tube change and let them pump up the tire. Who knew this would be the highlight. "I wanna pump!! Can I pump!!??!!" I also spewed a little bike history regarding fixed gears and the Tour.
As we finished up, I passed out spoke cards which Mrs. Snob designed with Pack and Den numbers prominent for the kids to rock at the upcoming bike rodeo. They didn't surpass pumping up the flat, but they went over pretty well.
All in all, a success. Most of the kids seemed stoked. The parents were also asking questions (even the jackass know-it-all who clearly didn't) and a few purchases went through the register as well.
Now if one or two of the kids gets into riding, I'll chalk it up as a victory.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Randoms

Saturday, April 07, 2007
2007 Wins Already

Thursday, April 05, 2007
Bone Palace Bicycle Ballet
With TransIowa the next major race on the agenda, I have spent a bit of time ruminating on gear selection. Not just of the 38x16 type, but of the what should I carry and what's wasted weight variety. The plan will be along the lines of "go light and freeze at night." I'm also going to try may hand at my first XC race in a couple of years this weekend. Tranquility doesn't sound like the greatest single track in the world, but why not race, I'd be riding anyway.
"small conversation in the afternoon with John Fante
he said, "I was working in Hollywood when Faulkner wasworking in Hollywood and he was
the worst: he was too drunk to stand up at the
end of the afternoon and so I had to help him
into a taxiday after day after day.
"but when he left Hollywood, I stayed on, and while Ididn't drink like that maybe I should have, I might havehad the guts then to follow him and get the hell out of there."
I told him, "you write as well asFaulkner.:
"you mean that?" he asked from the hospitalbed, smiling. "
Monday, April 02, 2007
Ouachita Challenge: Bittersweet Symphony
If you have not done the Ouachita Challenge, it's one to consider for next season. As you can see from the previous photos, we arrived a couple of days early and checked out the course. We tried to visit what we had heard were the hardest sections. Hindsight proved we had the right trails, but not the correct segments. Still, it was enough to let us know what we would be in for through the sixty miles.
The course switches from gravel to single-track, back and forth through the end of the race. Each section varied in length of course, but you get the idea. As we rolled out from Oden school at 8am, I stuck my fat ass and little gear right up front behind big skinny himself. I knew I wouldn't stay there as people took off on the first gravel section, but it seemed the best way to avoid issues and worked pretty well. Once into the first section of single track, I was all smiles. Quite a few people were spinning to recover from the steep kick on the climb to the one track but it didn't take much to get them to let you slide around them. "Single Speeder back" and people were instantly looking for a way to let you by.
I was loving the race. The technical sections were truly that. Long sections of boulders with no real line visible. Commit and hit it or walk. Not that I drilled it everytime, but I tried to push myself as it was obvious how slow walking through it would be. The race also contained long gravel grinders where I was just trying to tick the legs over metronome style and reel some people in. I had more fun on the early single track but felt stronger in the gravel. I'll chalk it up to not having been able to ride any single track until the race, but I still thought it was strange.
Things were well until entering the last section of single track, which was called the Womble Trail. This was a far less technical ten mile section, but I feel apart in the heat and wilted like a fragile flower. One longer portion of trail seemed to be south facing into the sun with little shade or wind. I had that stagnant air feeling you get when your sitting in a hot car with the windows rolled up and grew continually more frustrated that I felt the way I did. I would walk a bit to recover, remount and ride a bit, then dismount and do the same thing all over again.
This culminating in my getting passed by three single speeders in the final mile of single track, all within the span of about one minute. For some strange reason though, once I popped out onto the last 10 mile section of gravel, I felt rejuvinated. Pop-psychologists are welcome to evaluate. I don't get it.
Despite not knowing how much time I had lost, I decided to try to bridge up to them. I caught one guy easily enough as I believe he was bonking hard. It wasn't until the final couple of miles that I saw the last two guys. I have no idea what gear they were running or how hard they were riding but I could tell I was gaining so it was back to the metronome. I caught them as they turned onto the road which lead to the finish with only about 300 yards remaining.
Instead of just powering passed on the right hand side, I slowed, said hello and commented that I didn't feel right about the last minute pass. I have no idea why, but that's what happened. One of the two looked at me and with a deep southern twang said, "All's fair in love and war, man." So I just kept riding then he jumped into a full sprint. I tried to react, didn't have much left and not only did he get away but his buddy rolled around me as well.
I should probably have my BKB privledges revoked. ....I also need to keep an eye on the temp and lose more weight.
Really, it's a bitter sweet result. I was up in the top ten of the derailleur haters for the vast majority of the race and I believe was stronger than I have been on the bike. If I handle the heat, the sprint is never an issue.
*****
Other Highlights:
*****
Ping ponging with CVO for much of the race. When a guy's clearly having that much fun, it's contagious.
*****
I heard a voice on my left say, "that there's a pretty bike" as we climbed the first steep shot of the day. I gave a general "Thanks man" only to discover it was Joe. Unfortunately, Joe took the long cut or he would have been solidly in the top 10.
*****
Rob Pennell can ride some rocks. At one point, I had gotten slowed by some guys walking and Rob came blazing through one of the rockiest sections on the course yelling, "I feel like I am back in KC!!" It was sweet as hell.
*****
Squirrel's postive vibe. His achilles was giving him hell, but he was still up and killing dreams. Get that thing healed, my man.
*****
On the Ouachita trail, I could tell by the topography of the land and time time we had been riding the the final descent was near so I went cross style for a while and ran a few short steepish climbs, only to have a guy whose wheel I was on yell back, "are you fucking running behind me?! That's fucking awesome!!
*****
Len got me over the last steep climb on the course when I was still feeling semi-crappy. Watching him crank up it got my ass back on my bike.
*****
Chatting with Cam Chambers after the race. Tells me he took first SS like it's no big deal, wants to talk about my bike instead of himself and how it's nice I am not riding crap anymore. Class.
*****
Syd with another W. What can you say? Rockstar.
*****
Last but not least, road tripping with the CycleWorks crew. Thanks fellas.

Friday, March 30, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
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