Savior in Waiting - The Butch Interview

What are your general thoughts in heading to Iowa with the 'Lincoln Three?'
I am excited. I am glad that i jumped on the wagon to go. I hang out with Willz a bit, but don't get to see Sam or Skip enough so a lot of car time with buddies will be fun. I am excited to see how you all react to the race and how weird you are after your body is depleted of all its energy (or at least most of it). I told Willz he should ride the race on acid, but he just told me that i was a bad influence. Is acid against the rules?
What's your favorite car game and will you use it to pass the time?
I usually masterbate a lot in the car.(if you would consider that a game) Unfortunately, i don't think that will be my main form of entertainment. I might go with scrabble, but not on a bumpy road.
Hulk or Thing?
Thing is 10 billion times cooler than the Hulk.
1.) He can function in a team like environment.
2.) Green is only a color for plants and bicycles.
3.) The Hulk is too passive aggressive.
How can riders collect Butch points while riding across Iowa?
I have set-up a list of ways, but will not reveal it until we step into the van to start the trip. Most of them include doing stupid things on your bike while i drive by taking pictures. The biggest award point though I will reveal now so that fellow trip company can think about the issue. The biggest amount of points will go to whomever keeps Sam from picking up truckers at truck stops. We just can't afford to wait outside truck stops with a time schedule like we have.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how strong do you expect that smack talk in the van to be?
I am way better at emailing smack than talking smack in a van. On my bike, i would say i am above average and in a tank i would say that i am excellent.
That being said, i expect Sam to slide open the door and start swinging shit right away. I mean 8-9-10 rate material. He probably is sitting at home right now talking shit with Jenny just to practice. Plus, he has been driving to OMaha everyday. With an hour to spend just thinking up shit you gotta have some good ones thought up. I would say that that will continue until about 1 hour before the race. During the race i would say about 3 rate material because i want to take it easy on everyone. The ride home? Who knows. Sam and/or anyone else might be out of their mind enough to say just about anything. I am hoping that a banter will continue with 10 rate material, but i just think everyone will be too tired or delirious to really say much at all. That way i can run my mouth as much as I want. Well...Until i get smacked down with the Thing Glove.