Friday, July 21, 2006

Ballad of Jan Ullrich

The "Patron Saint of Single Speeding" needs a gig. I may joke about having a Jerry Springer Lifestyle, but holy German Soap Opera. Win the tour, gain weight, lose weight, come in second, come in second, come in second, come in second, come in second, kick it at a rave, wreck your sports car, come in second, Lance steps aside and then you get drilled for doping.

In honor of the fallen, I will be riding 9 Mile over weight, over geared and drinking German beer. (You're thinking that would have happened anyway and you are right, except for the beer.)

Pictured: Paddy talking Dallas off of the ledge.

4 comments:

Cornbread said...

I'm glad you're gonna be drinkin' cuz I plan on gettin' drunk. So I may not be the best person for support.

Guitar Ted said...

Jan Ullrich: The German "Pou-Pou"

Tink abouddit!

dallas said...

Jan was canned last week (the 13th) and I was surprised that it hit the press this late .
euronews baby , euronews.
As for 9 mile, you had better be prepared to do beer laps with me because I'm starting the ss/ beer catagory and will put a 20.00 up for first prize. beer + laps = cash.

Paddy Humenny said...

I'll kick both you're sorry asses...just teeze me enough and I'll out-drink you both...having my folks there will give me extra pointz....commercials over...back to z tour