Sunday, September 16, 2007
Saturday, September 15, 2007
You and MOD's Army
Watch for MOD's more accurate recap over at mtbomaha, but here's what I remember.
MG flowed to the Solo Male victory. I think he was a couple of laps up by the finish.
Emily was the only Solo Woman and rocked it. I believe she would have been top five solos man or woman. Great ride.
Seven Lively Sins had the most total laps but we had a small army at our disposal. I was lucky enough to ride or last two laps at night. Really enjoyed the course.
A Duo Team, whose names escape me (sorry), rolled the same number of laps and really rode strongly all day. Nice work fellas.
Thanks to MOD for the great course and hard work, not to mention letting me tag along. Not to mention Sam, Scott, Charlie, T-Bone and Anne for a great time.
Time to start thinking about Landahl.
Unicorn-stylie
Just finished rolling two laps for Seven Lively Sins. Felt good for going out blind on an unknown course. 36x16 felt good. MOD's out given it now.
MG's now up a lap having unloaded a hot lap after the sign-in spint with Don and extended slowly from there.
2:00pm Gut Check
Don Raske and MG just signed in together in the solo class. Penmanship wasn't an option.
Satan's Little Helper's continue to lead to "most fun in the pits" category with a Kumbaya lap complete and tiki torch lap on the table for discussion.
Satan Built Our Hotrods
Manawa morning. Brisk. Nearly 20 solos had me feeling a little tergiggity. 666 number plates. Blue leisure suit and I'm over it.
Let the fun begin.
Friday, September 14, 2007
"What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through Fire"
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Saturday, September 08, 2007
"Let's Go Easy" aka The Kiss of Death
From D St, we dropped into Wilderness with plans of popping out of the single track, onto the Jamaica North and heading South for a day of limestone and cornfields. With Corey's much discussed fitness proving all to real and my last year's cross gearing proving all too puny, we were making quick time of the place despite me spinning out all too often. We had also been passed by a small group and, without being dangerous, tempo'd our way back up to them just before 14th. Unfortunately, the fun ended abruptly as I washed out my overworn front tire and cashed it in a dusty loose turn.
The post crash accessment showed both wheels out of true, jacked up bars and brakes levers and one sore Snob.
What's a little grass in your rim?*
We don't go straight. We go forward.*
I tried to intimidate Corey by slicing the heads off of grasshoppers. He didn't fall for it.Friday, September 07, 2007
A Great Moment in Evil Unicorn History

Thursday, September 06, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Cold-Cocked
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Barriers to Entry
Wilderness 1. Doubles as a small jungle gym.
Wilderness 2. Removed in about 30 seconds.
Branched Oak 1. The wall of limbs.
Branched Oak Two. The rythmn section just got harder.*
Jeff and I also came across an interesting scene at Branched Oak. A group of ten to fourteen turkey vultures must have been enjoying a bit more than a simple snack in the woods. As we crested a climb we spooked and the sky was filled ever so briefly with impressive wing spans. Hitchcock flashed through my head, but Jeff bitch slapped me to reality.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
"If You Move, I Strike...
While half of the Nebraska Cycling Scene prepares to head out of town this weekend for places known and unknown, I'll be rolling pedals near home. While the feet are vastly improved and rides continue to build, a 24 at this point would slow the impending reign of the Evil Unicorns and that, is unacceptable.
Speaking of the EU, the debate now rages: SS/Rigid category or Open Pro/Am (still running SS)?
Monday, August 27, 2007
Single Speed Cross Worlds: Road Trip to Portland?
The Portland Single Speed Collective announced it will host the inaugural Singlespeed Cyclo-cross World Championships in conjunction with a Cross Crusade event on November 11-12.
Day one will include a qualifying 'cross time trial, a relatively uncommon event although the AVA Cyclo-cross Stage Race has been holding one at the Alkek Velodrome for the past three years. At the Portland event, time bonuses will be given for "sketchy aero bar descending", fastest saddle-less lap, fastest saddle-less lap while on aero bars, fastest steep hill climb, and best six-pack bunny hopping.
Day Two is the Grand Boucle of Singlespeed 'cross, a 60-minute race around the notorious Estacada Bowl. One woman and one man will be crowned Singlespeed Cyclo-cross World Champion.
A way to get my ass kicked and visit Portland? Not to shabby.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Weekend Wake Up Call
"Seriously, I don't think he can ride that..."And then there are these jackasses. Three Evil Unicorns sitting on a box. I visit our friendly neighborhood Jedi to see how the Swanson State Champs race went and BAMM!! There is this picture of my teammates for Lahdahl all grinning on the podium.
From L to R: War Axe Sam Rosenau, Nate Woodman, Mark "MOD" Savery.Enough blogging. The game is afoot.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Assorted Snobbery: Trainspotting

Monday, August 20, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Who Is Dick Hickey?
Speaking of gravel, it's on again. TransIowa V.4. Call your neighbors, tell your friends and most importantly, bake G-Ted a pie to say thank you.
Jesse kept the WORS streak alive and is apparently drinking with Nebraska vagrants. Living dirty never felt so good.
Apparently a new, but strangely familiar face arrived on the scene for the six hour version of the Rapture in Misery race at Landahl. Dick Hickey took second despite cramping near the end of six. Urban Myth or Living Legend?
Friday, August 17, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Barriers and a Crisp Fall Breeze
With Cross Nationals in KC, the excitement is even higher. Three day road trip and two races in which I can appropriately embarrass myself along with watching many of the best cross racers America has to offer. (Come on, Jon Page, come to KC!!)
Speaking of fast, Molly's working a fund raiser to help minimize the cost of a season's travel, including heading across the pond to toe the line at a World Cup level. She has two Vanilla frames on the block, one of which has a look that is near and dear to my hearts and stars.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Evil Unicorns Are Epic
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Seeing Red Through Black
Tonight, the Sidi's meet my exacto knife.
Friday, August 10, 2007
The Superstition Twist
Having turned over the dismal effort at 9 Mile more times that anyone but me would care to count, I've now come to understand the real reasons for my poor performance. My lack of attention to superstition.
Clearly, my preparation in this area was sorely lacking. Some should really hit me in the head with a right-side up horse-shoe.
Let's look at where I got off-track:
* Lack of "War Paint." - As pointed out by the MonkeyGirl, the nails were clean. Or, as a Quik-Stop Clerk might say, "there wasn't a lot of pink going on." Historical data and metrics show this cost me three laps at a sub 90 minute rate. Ouch.
* Chopless. - Here's where common sense failed. It's tempting to believe that a cleanly shaven face will provide aero-dynamics and therefore faster average time. Learn from Snobbish foolishness. Chops allow on to channel the powers of T. Brown, Bob Roll, and Geoff Kabush (double strength if you are Canadian) and, not only turn phenominal lap times, but ride with technical abandon.
* Consumption of Cornbread. - Be advised. This is not a nutrition consideration. While not fully tested, there is anecdotal evidence to suggest that riding with Cornbread can assist in achieving greater levels of success. Some side effects may include singing Oasis during races, arguments over the legality of pirated music and conversations regarding your future life as a marine animal.
Of course, at this point, one can only hope that I can learn from my mistakes and put this knowledge into superstitous best-practice. "It takes a lot more than just fancy flying."
Happy Friday. Snob out.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
September to Dismember?
September 15th - Manawa 12 Solo
September 23rd - Landahl (But it's not what you think)
Sunday, August 05, 2007
"... But Let's Go Kill Some Birds, I'm Psyched."
I don't get it.
The same weekend there is a 12hr in Wisco just north of Wausau for $35. 4 times the gas yet still quite a bit cheaper (though shorter). I am sure the Granny Gear events are top notch, but are they THAT much better? It's sad and perhaps telling that I can do multiple races, hundreds of miles away from the crib for the cost of one 24 that's a little over three hours away.
In fact, the Heartland Race guys have a 12 hour roughly a month prior at the same local. They put on a strong race, so where's the value?
Not sure if this post counts as whining, bitching or appropriate observation, but I don't see how that kind of price point can stand up considering the other options available. As always, feel free to tell me why I am wrong. Frankly, I'd be happy to be proven wrong on this one.
Perhaps it's for the better. I can't ride rocks anyway.
Rule #22. Never commit to a race if you can't afford beer afterwards.
Snob out.
Friday, August 03, 2007
Leaning on a Broken Fence
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Now What?

Aside from a couple of cycling related "projects," I have no idea what races I'll do for the remainder of the season. Elk mentioned the Iron Cross, which is getting serious consideration, but what else? As always, suggestions welcome.
Monday, July 30, 2007
24-9: Pillar of Salt
It's all happening on Mohawk Street.Unfortunately, I decided to go down in one of the rock sections in a pretty unpleasant way and ended up with a nice melon sized bruise on my left thigh, not to mention the jacked up knee and broken camera reported by Mrs. Snob. You know how people will tell you not to go too slow through a rock section? They're right.
After the family arrived, there was general race prep and hanging out going around. At some point, Joe P, soon to be third place superstar, brought by some Founders. We chatted with Dallas and Paddy and life was generally good.
This reminds me of an album cover, but I can't place it.
Joe Partridge runs like a cheetah crossed with a gazelle, even with some jackass yapping at him.So, Lap One rolls out and it's the usual bottle neck, open up, bottle neck affair. The course is a little dry, a lot of slight uphill and three or four sections of rocky knock you around goodness. I rolled in and simply rolled out for lap two.
Lap Two was interesting because I got my ass stung at somepoint. Literally. JRA and FUCK!! I started pulled at my shorts in case it was still there or the stinger remained and, frankly, have no idea if it did any good. Shortly afterward, the Captain of the Kitten Factory rolled by. (Kittens!!!) It would have been nice to hold his wheel for a bit and chat but I was still sorting out my throbbing ass and had to let him go.
"Beer me!!"*
Sunday, July 29, 2007
The Plug Was Pulled
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Things Looking Down Now
Things Looking Up
Bees, Heat & Feet
Bruised Knee & Broken Camera
Monday, July 23, 2007
Cocktail Bicycle Lounge
Sitting at the shop though, I was reasonably relaxed and good to go, to the point where I accidently wore my house slippers in. Shouldn't everyone wrench in slippers? If only I had worn my smoking jacket.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Cornhusker State Games Adventure Race
I said yes to their invitation without really thinking about it. Finding teammates at the last minute blows so I wasn't going to say. I had a few misgivings. I hadn't run most of the summer and had a fear of twisting something and compromising next weekend, but all went well to the tune of 10th place overall. Apparently, we were in the Masters category, but I don't know the result.
I rode out to the start. Taking off at six-ish and enjoying a bit of sunrise. After an hour twenty of riding, I arrived at Area One, only to discover that's not where the race started. I was confused because Jeff, Corey and I had trimmed the trail back for the AR on Wednesday night. I followed cars with bikes around to Lieber's Point in plenty of time and thankful not to have missed the start.

The race went very quickly. Kris kept a strong pace on both bike and run, with Rick smartly keeping us from blowing ourselves up. It seemed to me that their was a fair amount of time turning pedals which I am sure worked well for us. The paddling section brought a split in the teams with Kris and I taking the inflatable kayak and Rick drawing the short straw with a tube. Kris and I were to paddle to one boat while Rick did whatever it took to get that tube out to a boat.
I was happy to be using a kayak paddle and Kris and I made good work of our time on the water, including watching our competitors, including those in front of us, paddle in all directions (some finishing in reverse). I don't envy Rick's time with the tube. There didn't appear to be any good way to swim with the. In hindsight, I wonder if you could have simply swam and continually pushed it in front of you?
Kris had the trailer there. We made good use of it while lounging back after the race. Ahhhh.

Things finished up with some of those silly games on the beach. Fill buckets with sand, fill buckets with water, tennis ball toss. It was like an elementary school Field Day. After a short run (which did allow one team to power past us) we jogged across the line, Rick turned in a foam flower (?) and we ate a little and watched the show.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
The Replacements
Two considerations which bare this out have revolved around the extremities; my hands and feet.
My feet have given me problems all year and I have no one to blame but myself. In the fall, I picked up a new pair of Nike shoes the day of a cross race because I had ground the cleats of my five year old Sidi shoes down to the sole. The Nike shoes were fine for cross. Over the winter, I used both pairs of shoes because the Nike shoes wouldn't allow cleat contact with my pink Candy pedals.
Unfortunately, once summer arrived and I got another pair of Egg Beaters, my feet began to ache as I wore the Nike shoes more and more. I stuggled through through TransIowa with foot pain and things culminated with the fact that my feet have continually ached into early July. Finally and, looking back, far later than I should have, I purchased a new pair of Sidi shoes with 9 Mile in mind.
If you have ever had a custom footbed or insert made for your shoes, you likely know the feeling of suddenly having your foot return to a proper alignment. I once ran a ski shop in California and was certified to make custom cork insoles for ski boots. When you made them well and put someone's lower body in proper alignment, they would be amazed, talk about the tingling in their ankles and knees and generally act like you had provided a new lease on life. This was the case with the new Sidi shoes. The flip side, of course, is that my experience with insoles should have had me changing shoes long before now, but at least the change has been made. Time to move forward.
My hands are another issue. Last year, I was riding with two functioning fingers on each hand by the end of the race and it took a long time for my hands to recover afterward. This year had been fine until Lumberjack. However, my post Lumberjack experience proved worse than 9 Mile and, as many of you know, prompted new bar considerations. However, the new bar, while an improvement, hasn't proven to be enough.
So, to steal from my conversation with Joe after Lumberjack, I am cheating. I'm cheating and my ego isn't dealing with it very well. I will be running a Reba at 9 Mile.
In the end, Mrs. Snob hit the nail on the head when she asked me what I would tell a friend to do in the same situation. 9 Mile only last 19 hours last year and my hands still aren't quite right. If I have a good race with a Reba onboard, I'll feel great. If I had to drop out with the legs willing but my hands unable to hold my bars, I'd be crushed. The Switchblade will go back on after 9 Mile, but I'm not taking chances on this one. Even if my heart doesn't want to do it.
With all that square, I can get back to the important stuff. Johnny needs certain songs in certain moments or certain times of the race. Time to burn some discs. I'm leaning toward The Germs "Lexicon Devil" for a race freakout, but who knows.
Suggestions are welcome.
On a side note, Mrs. Snob may "broadcast" 9 Mile with the help of my Blackberry. Be warned. She may find some of you for Dave Z inspired One Question Interviews.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Threes
Corey and his angry knees offered early entertainment as we headed North out of town. Jeff asked how his knees had been feeling and after Corey mumbled a response, Jeff went to the guns.
"Have you raised your seat yet?"
"Well..."
"Have you raised your seat yet?"
"Not really... I sorta..."
"Corey, have you raised your seat post yet?"
"I raised it and then lowered it?"
"COREY, have you raised your seat post yet!?!"





























