Sunday, January 18, 2009

The American Pit Bull

I have to believe that as long as their have been cyclists, they have been chased by dogs.  And if your riding habits put you on gravel or in rural parts of your world, it likely happens enough that you've developed your own way of coping with the offenders, with it's own peculiar order of operations.  A friendly voiced, a sprint, water shot out of bottles, bottles themselves; all in a effort to stay one step ahead of a bite aimed for your achilles.

Of course, I've been through my fair share of dogs sprinting through yards.  Most come to say hello but a few have wanted a little something more.  Today was a first though, as I pushed into the West wind on Bennett road just southwest of Lincoln.  My head was down as I mashed my way up a hill.  As I crested, I looked to my right to see two dogs in a dead sprint toward me.  The second dog barely caught my attention though, because his buddy was a large white, muscles ripping, American Pit Bull.  My eyes went wide.

Of course, not every Pit Bull owner runs the 40 in 4.4 and tortures dogs in his spare time.  In fact my brother has a Pit, so I slowly dismounted to put my bike between myself and the block of flying muscle.  "Hey Buddy!!  Come here." 

The tale gave him away and a little love-fest ensued with my new single serving canine friend.  His owner came out just as I started scratching the dog head.  He walked out and I said, "most of you guys freak out, but he wouldn't harm a fly."  I just smiled, gave the other dog a little pat and headed out.

Even though all was well.  That moment of looking up and seeing the Pit in a full sprint toward me had still jacked me up.  At least it helped me finish out my ride strongly.

5 comments:

jamesb said...

Holy crap. I think it would've had to knock me off the bike before I would stop for that sucka.

Marc Walter said...

"most of you guys freak out". Me personally it's not freaking out. It's goin on the offensive.

After 2 skin penetrating dog bites + 2 take downs + one dog inflicted broken wrist I don't mess around. Any more it's what I call the 6' rule. Once that dog penetrates that area I'm off my bike goin to slug that fucker for all my life's worth.

I've been around all kinds of dogs all my life. Animals can't reason like us. Discipline in all manners is the only way to make them understand (don't misread that). Sometimes force sometimes not.

I was herded by an herding dog the other nite. Stop pedalling and the fucker goes back up the drive. Start again and here he comes. This went back and forth for 10 min. He never broke my 6' zone so I never got completely off the bike. All this was goin on while his owner stood in the doorway. I explained to the guy in the doorway that fuckin' dog will die if he gets within 6'. I ain't messin' around. Blah Blah Blah

No dogs were harmed during this ride.

Anonymous said...

Another good reason to go back to the old school frame mounted pump and leave the autoinflater at home. Unless, of course, you can pull a Roger Clemens and bean the little bastard with a CO2 cartridge. I lack the hurling skills so I stick with the pump. Your mileage may differ.

Anonymous said...

i've come across these 2. stop being a pussy and stop and give them a pet marc

Marc Walter said...

There's was only one. Shit, he never got withing my 6' zone to give him a "petting".